A man tied up with duct tape over his mouth dials a phone with his nose.

PHONE: Jeffrey?

JEFFREY: (Muffled)

PHONE: I can’t understand when you mumble.

JEFFREY: (Muffled?)

PHONE: There you go again. Ten years of this…

JEFFREY: (Muffled!)

PHONE: I can’t do this anymore!

The phone is disconnected.

Christopher is an Electroencephalographer from Buffalo, NY, with two published short plays: On Eating Bananas and Conversation Over Harold.