A tropical sky river is meandering. It has eroded its ancient banks and moved North. It roars over the roofs of our houses, flooding our fields and towns, stirring diluvial mud to cover our carbon footprints. Like Noah in his ark, we pray, repent, and promise that we will change.

Evelyn comes from a rural family of tall tale tellers and proudly carries on the family tradition with the usual lies, exaggerations, and blatant understatements.