It would be wrong to group “optimists”
with “opticians” and “optometrists”;
and tell me, what in the world are opthalmologists?

Each puzzling optical allusion
is bound to cause a great deal of confusion.

How strange the names and how much they vary.

And can one buy bifocals from a visionary?

Gene Newman is a retired old guy (90 yrs) and former New Jersey journalist and columnist. Read more at GeneNewmanImagineThat.com.