I always thought I was a fairly good housekeeper
until cataract surgery perfected one of my imperfect eyes.

I was shocked then to see clearly the dreadful condition of the house
and I resolved to do something about it immediately.

I now wear an eyepatch at home during daylight hours.

Gene Newman is a retired old guy (90 yrs) and former New Jersey journalist and columnist. Read more at GeneNewmanImagineThat.com.